10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.