10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• It's Free To Fold...
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!