10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester