10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer