10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• It's Free To Fold...
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Welcome to kicker school
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"