10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.