10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --