10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.