10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak