10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.