10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright