10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05