10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels