10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"