10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die