10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.