10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!