10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.