10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003