10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.