10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--