10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion