10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.