10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is for loners.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant