10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear