10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson