10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
in the poker game of life women are the rake
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it