10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.