10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier