10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?