10 Random Poker Quotes

"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT