10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...