10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• im going to 2 out you to death
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22