10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd