10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?