10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.