10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes