10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.