10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.