10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright