10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.