10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."