10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "No river, no fish."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson