10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts