10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'