10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.