10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.