10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders