10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak