10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."